Sunday, September 21, 2014

A Tale of 33

The tale of a 33rd birthday:

First you will be forced to wear a silly hat,

so you will don a goony expression

Your cake will be adorned with tall candles

that won't blow out

no matter how hard you try.


you call in reinforcements,

lots of reinforcements,

who will finally extinguish your cake.

Then you will eat sashimi (raw fish),

by choice,

and enjoy it immensely.

You will force your wife to eat raw octopus.

She will enjoy it much less than you.

You will receive beautiful handmade gifts

from your adoring fans


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